~ Poor Girl's Musing of the Week #8 ~

In this Neo-Depression we've not only lost our jobs and savings accounts, but also apparently, our ability to spell. We've played witness to a barrage of social networks and start-ups desperate for a grammar lesson like Tumblr, Flixster, Fotolog, and Reddit. Even everyone's favorite, Twitter is maxed out at 140 characters. I guess in this economy even letters are hard to come by. What would your 3rd grade teacher say? Hell, probably nothing, I bet she's putting things like OMFG on spelling tests nowadays. Is it just me or if nobody has a job these days shouldn't we all have ample time to read a full sentence? We're not 'too busy' for things  today as the media and every electronics company would have us believe, we're simply too freaking lazy; and that's the real reason you don't have a job anymore. You were too lazy to staple something for your boss or make a thingymahozet, and when your job is making thingymahoozets well that kind of behavior is simply not tolerated. Sociologists refer to us as Generation-Y, but I call us Gernation-ADD. We've done ourselves a diservice and shrunk our own attent....

...sorry, I had to go update my Facebook status - I choked on a Gummy Bear.