...To Eating Out

Dinner is either just a call to Subway or a call to Joe Schmo away. If you tire of hearing that stupid little jingle every time you eat, then you know it's time to call Joe. Work your feminine wiles, girl. Earn that steak dinner - but in a totally non-prostitutey type way of course. Get yourself a date, because there's nothing people do more on dates than eat and drink (and possibly accidentally make babies in the back seats of cars but that's really neither here nor there). Do you feel guilty using him for dinner? Sure. But no more guilty than he feels for ogling your boobs during said dinner. Call it even...tit for tat