~ Poor Girl's Musing of the Week #5 ~

So I read yesterday that this bitch just won the lottery for her fourth time. Her fourth time! I can't even win a radio call in contest and yet this Texas woman has won the lottery a handful of times. Do you ever notice how all lottery winners seem to be from former Confederate states, and toothless? (see: $300 million Powerball winner) I'm looking into moving. Also - does anyone have a pliers?