...To Beating the Summer Heat
A/C is crazy-expensive, so even if you are fortunate enough to live in a building with a unit, you likely can't afford to turn it on. So how do you stop from schvitzing long enough so that people don't confuse you for that 'special' 1 out of a 100,000 born with extra sweat glands? Top 4 Ways to Beat the Summer Heat:
4. Place your shoes in the freezer before heading out for the day. Don't let the sizzling asphalt melt your popsicles. Oooooh oh oooooh.
3. Track down the cast of NY's Real Housewives and stand in front of their bitchtastic icy stares for a quick cool down.
2. Go for a walk. Take a leisurely stroll in the grocery store. The dairy section is my personal favorite.
1. Ice bath. Time to drain that ol' cast iron tub of gin and fill it up with ice (cost partially subsidized by your roommate of course)